Funny Insurance Claims

The statements under are taken from genuine insurance accident claims forms.   

  • The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.

  • A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

  • To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.

  • When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.

  • The car in front of me stopped for a yellow light, so I had no choice but to hit him. (She pushed him through the intersection)

  • I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries.

 

Food (Cars) Pileup Accident:

Three vehicles pileup in terrible condition, a fish lorry skidded on the wet road and blocked the carriageway. Tanker carrying cooking oil braked but not quick enough and turns over on a lorry carrying potatoes and peas producing a huge explosion.
Emergency services were shortly on the sight as 20 tonnes of burning cooking oil frying 10 tonnes of potatoes and peas and 6 tonne of fish. The frying mixture of cooking oil, potatoes and fish created an aroma that fanned on to the nearby society.
A police spokesman said this was terrible accident but the bright side of the happening was we were able to sell fish; chips and peas for £1 a portion, beside this all drivers were saved.