Funny Moments and Jokes From LIFE
Everyone enjoys jokes no matter what your age is. Jokes make you laugh and feel relax. Here I collect some jokes for you. Enjoy them! Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
“Not enough,” Luke replies. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
Q: What’s the name of a six-sided polygon?
Teacher: Why can’t freshwater fish live in salt water?
Student: The salt would give them high blood pressure.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
“Dad, I don’t want to go to school today.” said the boy. “Why not, son?” “Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day.”
“But why don’t you want to go today?” “Because our English teacher died yesterday!
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me… Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Hope now you guys are feeling awesome