Funny quotes are excessive for bringing humour into our lives. They aid to lighten the mood and they are fun to share with friends. After all, as Victor Borges once said, “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”

In my opinion entertaining; favourite funny quotes are those that not only hilarious, but also wise and passing on some universal truth. Here I gathered some for you.

  • The best jokes are dangerous and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.                                              Kurt Vonnegut

  • Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

                                                                     Elbert Hubbard

  • Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.                                                                   Margaret Mead

  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.                                                                                                   Lana Turner

  • A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.                                                                         Oliver Herford

  • An idea isn’t responsible for the people who believe in it. Don Marquis

  • I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.                                                                         Rodney Dangerfield

  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.                                                     Miles Kingston

  • By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.                                                                                                                      Socrates Socrates

  • Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.                                                                                                                              Paula Poundstone

Hope theses quotes will give you some lesson along with laughter.